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+## Heartfix
+
+```text
+C:\>echo I'm so depressed
+I'm so depressed
+
+C:\>dir dos\heartfix.exe
+
+ Volume in drive C is YOU
+ Volume Serial Number is DEAD-BEEF
+ Directory of C:\DOS
+
+HEARTFIX EXE        16 541 31/05/94    6:22
+        1 file(s)         16 541 bytes
+                   1 654 615 998 bytes free
+
+C:\>heartfix
+Press ENTER to continue...
+Now your heart is all fixed!
+
+C:\>
+```