SEX/gdd.md

is this necessary?

no

so why does it exists?

because I want to

oh okay fuck you too

thanks

core game loop

musings

I'm not sure yet of how does the game end. Is the player able to actually loose? does it end when that happens or it does go through some minigames and then it ends by itself?

I don't think the game is actually gonna have any real objective. I want to add points and what not but it is mostly just to make it look like they matter but actually being completely meaningless. It would be fun to see people competing to get highscores at sex, I mean SEX

pick you SEX duration

i guess I could make it so that you pick a SEX length and then the game goes on for that set amount of minigames and then it is over. I could then theoretically save a highscore and stuff.

I'm inclined to go with it because I could pick very silly names for fun for each length. like the shortest one being "McQueen mode" and so on.

then, the core loop would be somewhat like this:

• menu → pick → length → play minigames → highscore gallery (by length?) → credits I think → menu

fairly simple and straight forward.

graphics

really simple gba-like sprites using my signature colors. it is pretty accessible, in the way of it being accessible for me to produce it, for me to convey stuff and for people that are somewhat familiar with games to understand. not that I can do any other style of art properly but it doesn't really matter.

also to keep the spirit of the game of being purposefully weird the art will be somewhat unclear. sure, that does look like a penis but it sill sometimes there will be a lot of them crossing the screen and you gotta get to the other side and what the fuck is going on what even is anything.

and stuff like that

sound

I'll do all the sounds using my own mouth. I'll also try and write a song called "the SEX song" which will be the background song but if I'm able to I'll play it with lyrics over the credits and it will be really fucking bad and glorious.

the point is for it to be bad and thus funny (in my opinion)

also the sounds are gonna be randomized just to fuck everything up. I can't wait for a run where everything makes fart noises I'll probably win an award.

the minigames

the minigames are gonna be greatly varied. I want to add heavy randomization in the objects involved and the sounds they make so they look different each time and, I'm hoping, off and hilarious

ruba a rub dub dub

rub one thing into another until SEX is achieved.

hard rub a rub dub dub

the same as above but there are some obstacles in the way. avoid then or don't I'm not your mom

fire in the hole

shove something into a suspicious looking hole... or object.

fires in the hole

shove it many times for some extra SEX

maze

guide the thing to the other thing

it is raining stuff

get the raining stuff

it is raining stuff but some of it is bad

get the raining stuff but avoid the other

it is raining lots of stuff and all of it is good I just wanna fuck with you

yeah

bust a nut

just blast something with a bat

bust a move

just move around touching everything you can

dark

the screen is dark and nothing happens

dark but its a dance party

the screen is dark but pressing keys gets you more SEX

jerk it

just jerk it but it is a random thing

circles

just circle it but it is a random thing

talk

there is a text box type something in it doesn't matter what tho (or it does as a easter egg). each typed character plays a random sound

balloon

inflate something

extreme balloon

inflate something till it goes pop

modifiers

I've come to conclusion that while I do have many bad ideas for minigames, some are just modifiers and should be applied randomly on stuff

tiny

stuff is small

giga

stuff is big

furry

all sounds are animal sounds

watch

something is happening but you have no control over it

watch and jerk it

something is happening and it will keep happening but you can jerk some random thing at least

blindfold

everything is invisible, good luck

brat

do the opposite of what you're supposed to do to get SEX

eyes

nothing they're just watching

rubber

everything makes squeaky sounds