General: Soldier!
Soldier: Sir!
General: Why the hell haven't you added this package yet!?
Soldier: Erm, I thought we'd get slandered by the press for
including this binary that spouts silly mad-lib style
porn-like text!
General: WHAT YOU SAY!! SOLDIER, ADD THE PACKAGE BEFORE I FORCE
YOU TO GIVE UP YOUR COMMISSION!!
Soldier: B-b-but, sir...!
General: <outraged> NOW!!
Soldier: Yes, sir!! **CLICK**
PR: 26887
Submitted by: Nick Johnson <freebsd@spatula.net>