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You are in the presence of a System Administrator. Kneel.
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"On Usenet, we vent in a group called alt.sysadmin.recovery. The
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group has a FAQ. If you read the FAQ, you will find that you (the
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users) subscribe to this group at your own peril. If you want to
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be useful, why don't you run over to the supply cabinet and get a
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new box of pixels for the monitor. As part of our venting, some
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of us have written a series of man pages that we'd like to see."
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Manpages you ever needed:
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bosskill.8 c.1 chastise.3 ctluser.8 guru.8 knife.8 lart.1m luser.8
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normality.5 nuke.8 people.2 pmsd.8 rtfm.1 slave.1 sysadmin.1 think.1
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whack.1
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