That Ain't Chocolate, Son 2020-11-15 *** There are nine hedgehogs in my house. I have nothing to do with them because, every time my mother or my brothers hold one in their hands, the tiny creature immediately sets to work shitting out a log. I may be evil and belonging to foreign lands, but I abhor having such filth on my hands. So tell me, mother, why do you hate that I always close my door when you act as if everything of mine is actually yours? My pad of art paper, saved for stormy weather, gone one day into the paper shredder to serve as bedding for ungrateful creatures who couldn't tell the difference between a slaughter and a wedding. "I don't care that you're busy having fun with your brother you usually torment. That's not the purpose for which you are meant. Be a good girl and help him take the hedgehog wheels upstairs." How delicious it is to say that actually I don't have to spend any pains on those who rob me of the sun: "Not my pet, not my problem." Because of them, I have to live in a house full of poop and paper shreds and shit-covered wheels that squeal at all hours of the night. Somehow, I don't believe you're half as "low-income" as you claim to be. *** CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 (c) Vane Vander