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a(href="language-criticism/") Language Criticism
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a(href="susan-and-male-privilege.html") Susan and Male Privilege
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p He looked at a board of programming job offers. Several of them offered free tutoring for beginners, but unfortunately, they were all available only for women. “It's fine,” he thought, “they're going to accept me just for being male.” He proceeded to book an interview.
p In the meantime, he got the idea that he could get some quick money on OnlyFans. He had great experience with it. He created an account, added some suggestive pictures and wrote a description. The next few hours, he kept refreshing the page, but surprisingly, not a single person wanted to pay for his nudes. He wondered what he was doing wrong.
p The next day, still no money. He was starting to run out of food. That reminded him about the interview, but too late — he wasn't going to make it in time. “No problem,” he thought, “men always come late and never face the consequences because the workplace is male-dominated.”
p When Sean entered the interview room and saw a woman disappointedly frowning at him, he was astonished. After a few introducing questions and remarks about his punctuality, it was time for the first technical question.
p “Write a program in any programming language that determines if a given number is even.” “Well, we have to ask the number if it feels like it's even.” “What in hell are you talking about? A number is even if it's divisible by two.” Sean started boiling with anger. “What if a number that's divisible by two doesn't identify as even?” The interviewer was so dumbfounded that she didn't know what to say.
p Sean started to shout. “This is why I hate math! It's incredibly transphobic! Trans-even numbers that are assigned odd at birth are literally being erased!” This was the last straw for the interviewer. “Get out! Now!” She eventually had to call security to get Sean dragged out because he kept rambling about trans-parity numbers and threatening to rape her.
p Being completely broke and having failed to get the job, Sean had no choice but to go back to the old man at the marketplace. Sure, the company was also looking for a janitor, but Sean had a degree in Critical Gender and Race Theory with Emphasis on Undermining the Patriarchy, so the job was way below his standards.
p “Have you decided that being a man is not your cup of tea?” the man laughed. “Shut up,” Sean muttered, “I just wanted to try it out, but I don't want to be a pig any longer.” “Well you're in luck, my friend, for I just obtained a Monkey's Butt, which can reverse the effects of the Monkey's Paw.” “Give me! Now!” Sean commanded.
p As Susan felt her penis shrinking into a clitoris and her facial hair disappearing, the old man asked: “Have you learned anything from the experience?” “Yes. Men are such weak crybabies that they can't even find a relationship or get a job. This is why we need to lock them in cages and use them only for breeding.”
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